tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
The last gif in your gif folder explains your life.
Well. Yeah, pretty much. My friend chickenoverlord made this for us so we could have matching DA icons! I still use it!!!!
Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused. Beyond reasoning. I even ask things like “why is doll clothes so expensive holy shit’ or “do children actually exist or is this clothing for gnomes?” I don’t understand. The tiny clothes, just… THE TINY CLOTHES. LOOK. IT’S A WAISTCOAT FOR A 1 YEAR OLD. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME. It’S A TINy SuiT FOR BABIES. WHY.
Don’t try to put logic into this. I KNOW that formal wear is required for like.. weddings, church n shit. but LOOK AT THE PHOTo. LOOK AT THE TinY FULL OUTFIT. IT”sSO FUNNY tO me.
they’re for lITTLE BABY BUSINESS PEOPLE OMFG
V begged for me to add these. I’m so sorry.
"susan, rechedule my 9 o’clock meeting. I just shit my pants."
"Johnny, find out what this peek-a-boo asshole wants. He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back"
"JERRY. I JUST TOOK A NAP. AND I’M STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT."
"LOOK. JOHNSON. PULL THIS OFF, AND YOU’LL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WHEELS BY NEXT WEEK."
"Don’t try to bullshit me Johnson, I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born four months ago."
"Man, you should see me secretary’s rack. Lunch for DAYS."
"Alright mark, let’s talk numbers. But keep in mine that I can only count to five."
"TELL IAN I’M NOT SIGNING THE AGREEMENT UNTIL HE GIVES ME MY NOSE BACK"
"SUSAN. I’M MEETING THE CEO AT THE AIRPORT. CALL FOR MY TRICYCLE"
"JOHNSON GET IN HERE. I CAN’T EAT THIS WITHOUT THE PLANE SOUND."
"WE NEED TO MEET OUR PUKE QUOTA"
"MOMMY ISN’T STRESSED ENOUGH AND WE’RE HITTING OUR DEADLINE"
"AIDEN. AIDEN. LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ME THE JUICE"
"CLARISEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS PACIFIER"
"DAMMIT JIMMY I NEED THAT PLAYDATE FOR TOMORROW’
legit in fucking
baby business people ahahahahah
Contrary to what many people may be thinking, the animatronic band featured in this week’s episode (“Soos and the Real Girl”) is NOT a nod to the popular indie PC horror game, Five Nights at Freddy’s.
The episode would have already been written and at least recorded before…
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH