Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHE IS TRANS SHE IS UNREAL
HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS REAL LIKE WOW
Okay. why say that Carmen looks “real”. it’s not that she looks real. she is real. she is a real woman.
Her transition has really come along nicely!
Carmen is not a trans woman, shes a god damn shiny pokemon.
The Demon by queerestqueen
”Are you seeing things again babe?” My boyfriend gently ran his fingers through my hair as I vigorously nodded, staring uncomfortably at the crouched demon in the corner and trying unsuccessfully to ignore the incessant screaming at the door, mimicking my boyfriend’s voice.
"It’s so loud tonight" I whimpered, my voice trembling as the voice brought on the usual paranoia.
"Don’t worry, it’s not real. It must be your med change, that’s why". The demon dragged itself forward and froze again.
Warily, ignoring my mock boyfriend’s screams outside the bedroom door, I shook my head.
"It’s you, one of the voices. It’s you", my hands tightened around his.
"Don’t worry, it’s not real. I’m here. The voices, the demon in the corner, they’re all fake, baby".
I never mentioned the demon.
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
Notice only 20 shades of gray
It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors
In response to that last comment^^
Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.
Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.
Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.
Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.
Well, that explains…
I KNEW THAT GIF WOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM