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12:25pm July 30, 2014

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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12:22pm July 29, 2014

willnobilis:

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

hyenaspotz:

@WorstMuse

I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.

"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.

There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.

Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.

"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…

She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.

ok but this is marvelous

Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful

Wait…I have seen this anime. I know how it ends.

2:35am July 29, 2014

drain-seeker:

Fake Geek Girls (x)

12:44pm July 27, 2014
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

this is why i cant have kids.

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

this is why i cant have kids.

12:34am July 27, 2014

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

i will say this, sdcc programing is smart

3:21am July 25, 2014
typette:


travtrav87 So this just happened at the #gameofthrones beer launch party. #pedropascal posing with my #moonstick from #sailormoon

mother of god

no. i scrolled passed this…. then had to scroll back. this is awesome. MOON HEALING ACTIVATION. might help him with that splitting headache.

ovaries never stood a chance.

typette:

travtrav87 So this just happened at the #gameofthrones beer launch party. #pedropascal posing with my #moonstick from #sailormoon

mother of god

no. i scrolled passed this…. then had to scroll back. this is awesome. MOON HEALING ACTIVATION. might help him with that splitting headache.

ovaries never stood a chance.

3:34pm July 24, 2014

When people you follow change their name and avatar at the same time…

midstorm:

ticktockdearie:

midstorm:

image

dude I think we’re having a problem with the exact same person :P

It’s actually a few people… I’m like was it change your name/avatar day?

ive had the same name since i started and same avatar for a year…. maybe its time for a change

2:35pm July 24, 2014

no seriously watch the entire thing.

12:30pm July 24, 2014
marsmcflytrap:

New Casta Fierce Close Up! Thank you Monster High Instagram!

her eyes are spectacular

marsmcflytrap:

New Casta Fierce Close Up! Thank you Monster High Instagram!

her eyes are spectacular

12:38pm July 22, 2014

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

whoa…. i… wow.