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3:43pm October 20, 2014
foolbot:

reblogging because this rose from the dead recently ahaha. its always relevant….

Yes

foolbot:

reblogging because this rose from the dead recently ahaha. its always relevant….

Yes

1:54pm October 18, 2014

jackdoe:

Every villain has a reason.

Except Ozai, he was just an asshole.

2:16am October 14, 2014

rita-haxx:

Omg

1:57am October 14, 2014

atomicvikings:

timetostopblogging:

happafaith:

pizzaforpresident:

scarymermaid:

satanicspacecat:

roxxieyo:

Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHE IS TRANS SHE IS UNREAL

wait WHAT

HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS REAL LIKE WOW

Okay. why say that Carmen looks “real”. it’s not that she looks real. she is real. she is a real woman.

Her transition has really come along nicely!

Carmen is not a trans woman, shes a god damn shiny pokemon.

1:17am October 14, 2014

makanidotdot:

old photos

NO. I will not cry. i will n…. damn it im crying

11:39pm October 13, 2014

cordinbleu:

heathyr:

Other fried monstrosities served at the Texas State Fair. Amazing.

Oh my god I thought it was going to be a Parks and Rec joke.

11:28pm October 13, 2014
12:15pm October 10, 2014
queerestqueen:

The Demon by queerestqueen
 ”Are you seeing things again babe?” My boyfriend gently ran his fingers through my hair as I vigorously nodded, staring uncomfortably at the crouched demon in the corner and trying unsuccessfully to ignore the incessant screaming at the door, mimicking my boyfriend’s voice.
"It’s so loud tonight" I whimpered, my voice trembling as the voice brought on the usual paranoia.
"Don’t worry, it’s not real. It must be your med change, that’s why". The demon dragged itself forward and froze again.
Warily, ignoring my mock boyfriend’s screams outside the bedroom door, I shook my head.
"It’s you, one of the voices. It’s you", my hands tightened around his.
"Don’t worry, it’s not real. I’m here. The voices, the demon in the corner, they’re all fake, baby".
I froze.

I never mentioned the demon.

queerestqueen:

The Demon by queerestqueen

 ”Are you seeing things again babe?” My boyfriend gently ran his fingers through my hair as I vigorously nodded, staring uncomfortably at the crouched demon in the corner and trying unsuccessfully to ignore the incessant screaming at the door, mimicking my boyfriend’s voice.

"It’s so loud tonight" I whimpered, my voice trembling as the voice brought on the usual paranoia.

"Don’t worry, it’s not real. It must be your med change, that’s why". The demon dragged itself forward and froze again.

Warily, ignoring my mock boyfriend’s screams outside the bedroom door, I shook my head.

"It’s you, one of the voices. It’s you", my hands tightened around his.

"Don’t worry, it’s not real. I’m here. The voices, the demon in the corner, they’re all fake, baby".

I froze.

I never mentioned the demon.

12:08pm October 10, 2014
calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

12:03pm October 10, 2014

narkotika-soul:

pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

I KNEW THAT GIF WOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM