You know that feeling of dread? At the pit of your stomach? The one that’s like your parents calling you by your full entire name? Like you just got your under age gf pregnant? Like your grandma just flashed you everything? Combine, serve chilled and in a coconut, add a tiny umbrella. That’s what I’m feeling right now… tastes nasty if wondering. Practical tests s u c k.
this thing has a built in spell checker- nice… big blog time
so last night i was skimming for new vocaloid videos on YouTube, when i found a delightful new Miku video to which she was singing a well known AMERICAN song. for those who don’t know- miku (old version- not append cause I’m not familiar if its still true or not) was not made to speak American. she pretty much Japanese only. and this song was so much fail it made me turn the play button off (and i listened to the entire mud kip repeating for 10 minutes) so suffice it to say this was atrocious in any and all aspects. it was the comments that made this video so delightful. there was one Miku lover who went on and on how the English vocaloids sucked and how Miku was the greatest ever
i shit you not her exact wording of this was
"the English vocaloids are so boring and normal, miku is much better at singing American English than they are. and shes a lot cuter"
you’ll forgive me for paraphrasing but yeah it gave a migraine just watching this twit defend a cyber voice modulator
"excuse me" i said - yet again… paraphrasing "the English vocaloids are anything BUT normal, For example Big Al is based on Frankenstein’s monster, not frankenstein cause that was the scientists name- not the monster- then again i doubt you read, the monster is made of other dead human parts, and so Big Al is a dead zombie….when was the last time you saw a zombie come back to life? much less just to sing?"
needless to say this twit hasnt responded back
skip ahead to after work dinner with Lobar, telling him this his only response was from Saturday Night Lives Frankensteins monster
my relief comes in this morning- and naturally he comes in at 6:30- then proceeds to bullshit until 6:45. i told him i havent taken a 15 miniute brake and he says go- i ask him if he has to go to the restroom. he says no- so naturally i take my 15- get done- get into my car and start driving away- he tells me as im pulling out- that he has to go to the restroom. WTF MAN WTF I JUST ASKED YOU IF YOU HAD TO GO…