February 2011
Penguins can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a...
buhahahahahahah
second day of tuna
granted i LOVE fish- but im starting to realize that i do not like fish 2 days in a row
i found my old, smaller wacom tablet today- i think i may give it to Megam, she has one already but this has a pull up top part to where she can sketch already drawn art.
also i have made it a point in my life to better inrich it- so im bound and determined to learn a new trick for 2011- right now im trying...
Feel like a turtle
Lying on my back, about to go to work. Feel blah. Blah I say
You know that feeling of dread
You know that feeling of dread? At the pit of your stomach? The one that’s like your parents calling you by your full entire name? Like you just got your under age gf pregnant? Like your grandma just flashed you everything? Combine, serve chilled and in a coconut, add a tiny umbrella. That’s what I’m feeling right now… tastes nasty if wondering. Practical tests s u c k.
Our kids will be Beautiful
the amount of A.D.D. in my husband scares me because i know our kids will NOT pay attention to anything.
Husband: “in blackest day, in darkest knight- that was a good movie- ledger was good in dark knight. hey isnt there a casino called Jokers wild. we should go there some time. Lets watch Casino”
me: “PICK A SUBJECT AND STOP DRINKING AT NIGHT!!!!”
draconiarose:
“I’m gonna read the bible again and replace the word god with Superman. All I’m saying is: Ice Fortress, laser vision, massive flood…”
My husband says he needs to stop thinking up crazy shit early in the morning.
And then we had a discussion on who woul be Jesus. The serious contender: Aquaman.
All I’m saying is if he wants to bring someone back to life all he has to do...
Reblog if you know who the fuck this is
hint: its not Lindsey Lohan
Reblog with what your parents almost named you. →
draconiarose:
prawnsy:
fannybaws:
huliia:
They almost named me Anita
thank the lord Jesus
Earnest Lester after my grandpa and great grandpa.
they were gunna name me austin if i’d been born a boy.
then they named the dog that.
I was almost named Anita as well, after my grandmother. She didn’t want to be known as Big Anita. My mother also wanted to name me...
Happy Valentines Day
your lover may be worlds away but with love they are right next to you
-Anarchy Axeonos
The 11th gif in your folder is how 2011 will be...
sakuramikage:
xinda:
thekatherinepierce:
thecarolineforbes:
iameleven:
absol:
decom-poseur:
landonisbest:
caitron:
ianpadilla:
northwestapartment:
vanessavans:
gringottswizardingbank:
magicandmonsters:
great..
Well it’s in my gif folder lmfao! BECAUSE I’M GOING TO BE SO FUCKED UP
NOTHING WILL MAKE SENSE! x)
…. oh.
im cool with that
...
I will say this: I am Canadian therefore I ride... →
draconiarose:
sonnemelzen:
catbountry:
swordbullets:
footnoodles:
sharkinthedungeon:
sailorswayze:
led-:
tangobullets:
telepathicallyspeaking:
quorratheexplorer:
michiganmauler:
I’m from Alabama and therefore I ride a cow to school.
I’m from New Jersey and therefore I ride a Snooki to school.
^^^
i am…
I’m from colorado so I must
uh
I have no idea
I’m...
Friends
You know who your true friends are after being gone for 6 months. Try this. Leave your current home for a few months. Then tell your friends your coming home.
Friends “your coming back? Cool”
Good friends “your coming back? Cool let’s hang out”
Best friends “your coming back? Your staying on my couch. I already made it up for you”
LET'S PLAY A GAME
draconiarose:
kicksatanout:
12-pack:
I am cleaning up my room in depth
THE GAME IS REBLOG THIS MESSAGE WITH AN ESTIMATE OF HOW MANY BEERCAPS I WILL FIND. THE PERSON OR PEOPLE WHO GET IT RIGHT OR THE CLOSEST WIN A FREE ART REQUEST.
Gogogo.
one million
25.
35
worked hard last night
so hard i slept for like EVER my calfs are aching and my arms feel rubbery but im going to continue with it
working out, woooo… owwwww
life after work
this thing has a built in spell checker- nice… big blog time
so last night i was skimming for new vocaloid videos on YouTube, when i found a delightful new Miku video to which she was singing a well known AMERICAN song. for those who don’t know- miku (old version- not append cause I’m not familiar if its still true or not) was not made to speak American. she pretty much...
watched high school of the dead
watched High School of the Dead
what i expected :
what i recieved:
“You better not cooter up my ranch!
feels good man”
– My brother. (via draconiarose)
okay so theres this guy at work
my relief comes in this morning- and naturally he comes in at 6:30- then proceeds to bullshit until 6:45. i told him i havent taken a 15 miniute brake and he says go- i ask him if he has to go to the restroom. he says no- so naturally i take my 15- get done- get into my car and start driving away- he tells me as im pulling out- that he has to go to the restroom. WTF MAN WTF I JUST ASKED YOU IF YOU...
